Meerkat Cavalry

Abdul Hadi Pasha

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What if everyone stopped studying and discussing history and instead spent the time training meerkats to be cavalry steeds? Would it have stopped the Holocaust and caused Greece to annex the Aegean coast of Anatolia and Constantinople?
 

mojojojo

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Abdul Hadi Pasha said:
What if everyone stopped studying and discussing history and instead spent the time training meerkats to be cavalry steeds? Would it have stopped the Holocaust and caused Greece to annex the Aegean coast of Anatolia and Constantinople?
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What are you talking about? Meerkats are too small to ride!
 
Sargon

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Abdul Hadi Pasha said:
What if everyone stopped studying and discussing history and instead spent the time training meerkats to be cavalry steeds? Would it have stopped the Holocaust and caused Greece to annex the Aegean coast of Anatolia and Constantinople?
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mojojojo said:
What are you talking about? Meerkats are too small to ride!
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Abdul Hadi Pasha said:
Individually, maybe, but if you cluster enough of them together they could easily carry a Hellene to Constantinople.
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Pasha has just won the forum.


Sargon
 

False Dmitri

I imagine them running inside tiny hollow balls. They're not used as cavalry per se, but as a sort of projectile weapon, hurled at the enemy.
 

Berra

Bah. Sealions would be better since they offer not only exelent cross country preformance but also a efficient amfibian capability allowing the Polish sealion cavaley to attack Australia and beat their cangaroo cavalery thus keeping the Germans from slaughterin all the Australian Indians.
 

mowque

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Berra said:
Bah. Sealions would be better since they offer not only exelent cross country preformance but also a efficient amfibian capability allowing the Polish sealion cavaley to attack Australia and beat their cangaroo cavalery thus keeping the Germans from slaughterin all the Australian Indians.
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Operation Sealion? Must it come up in EVERY thread? :p
 

maverick

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Abdul Hadi Pasha said:
What if everyone stopped studying and discussing history and instead spent the time training meerkats to be cavalry steeds? Would it have stopped the Holocaust and caused Greece to annex the Aegean coast of Anatolia and Constantinople?
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Why stop there? why not recreate the ancient greek glory and free the hold sphere of influence? Crimea, northern Anatolia...maybe then the pontiac greeks and the armenians can be free from the oppressive Turkish Kings...
 

CalBear

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Abdul Hadi Pasha said:
What if everyone stopped studying and discussing history and instead spent the time training meerkats to be cavalry steeds? Would it have stopped the Holocaust and caused Greece to annex the Aegean coast of Anatolia and Constantinople?
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Put men on the Moon by 900 AD too.

Have our own Darth Meerkat by now.
 

robertp6165

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I imagine them running inside tiny hollow balls. They're not used as cavalry per se, but as a sort of projectile weapon, hurled at the enemy.
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Ah, but if you got enough of them, running inside little wheels like hamsters, hooked up via a transmission system of some sort to treads, you could have a Meerkat Tank!:eek:
 

wilcoxchar

robertp6165 said:
Ah, but if you got enough of them, running inside little wheels like hamsters, hooked up via a transmission system of some sort to treads, you could have a Meerkat Tank!:eek:
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And even without treads, vehicles with balls as wheels instead of the current system would be much more efficient, as the Dyson vacuum commercials have shown. :p
 
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