Stupid Luck and Happenstance, Thread III

I believe that the on post Morale, Welfare, and Recreation Office, (MWR) has auto bays and repair garages that allows service members to work on their own vehicles that comes with full sets of tools and hydraulic lifts among other things.
There should be other gear heads that would have knowledge about fuel injectors and Ritchie pulling up with Frankenstein would have instant credibility with that crowd.
Edit: Just checked the Fort Meade MWR website, and they have an Auto Service Program that is any gear head dream with very reasonable prices and fees.
 
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There is another source of buying a third car that Ritchie can explore, there are personnel that are getting transferred to overseas posts like Alaska, Hawaii, the Canal Zone and Guam that can't take their cars with them and sell them at a low price.
Ritchie may be able to pick up an used, fixable car for every day use without a too big of an outlay.
 
Part 153, Chapter 2784
Chapter Two Thousand Seven Hundred and Eighty-Four



15th July 1979

Pilsen, Bohemia

Kurt was supposed to be inspecting the production line at Škoda Works where brand new Panzerkampfwagen VIII “Leopard 2” Ausf. D and Sturmgeschütz VIII were being assembled and that was exactly what he was doing. After a fashion that is, or at least that was what he had told Gerta, Michael, and those of his staff who were not traveling with him. After all wasn’t part of inspection seeing the finished product for himself. That included him sitting in the cupola, commanding a Panzer crew who looked like they were barely old enough to shave as they went about putting the Leopard 2 through its paces on the Škoda test course.

“Target is at 10 o’clock, five hundred meters!” Kurt yelled into the microphone that was a part of his helmet. He still found himself reaching for the old handheld microphone that had once been a part of the Commander’s cupola. While there was still provision for that, the handheld was in a locker somewhere. Kurt had noticed that this arrangement did leave both hands free, which was necessary to manage the complex laser range finder and targeting computer. He knew how to use those systems but found it to be a bit trying. Back when Kurt had been commanding his old Panther 2 in the Soviet War the optics he’d used had been primitive in comparison. Windage and range had frequently needed to be done with the mark one eyeball.

“Yes, Sir!” the Gunner called back.

The 12.8cm gun fired, rocking the Leopard back on its suspension. In the distance the plywood target was blown into wood splinters. Proving that Kurt was still good at guesstimating distances on the fly. Inside the turret, Kurt could hear the sound of the autoloader pulling another shell and propellent charge out of the bustle on the back of the turret.

“Hell of a shot” The Loader said from the hatch to the left and at a level below the Cupola. The Leopard 2 had an autoloader. Experience in the field had revealed that keeping the Loader’s seat in the left side of the turret was a good idea. This helped reduce the workload of the Commander with fire control and as electronic countermeasures became ever more important on the battlefield, having a dedicated crewman to run those systems had been deemed necessary. Those crewmen found themselves still being called Loaders, mostly out of tradition. Plus there was someone there to man the 8mm machinegun mounted in front of the loader’s hatch. The Commander’s cupola had the 13mm HMG on a ring mount, and while that was another tradition it had become very relevant as helicopters had proven to be among the biggest threats to Panzers.

With that, the Leopard resumed its advance. As they progressed up the road cardboard cutouts resembling soldiers popped up, Kurt and the Loader opened up with a hail of 13mm and 8mm bullets with the gunner joining them a second later with coax. Green tracers flew outward, some ricocheting skyward, shredding the targets. Say what you will, that was the sort of thing that made Kurt want to join the Panzer Corps in the first place. The laughter he heard over the intercom suggested that he wasn’t alone.

Minutes later as the Leopard completed the course and was headed back to the depot, Kurt saw it’s normal Commander watching as it parked. Remembering to unplug the helmet, a mistake that Kurt didn’t want to make again, he climbed down from the turret. “You have a good crew here Leutnant” he said as his feet touched the concrete floor of the garage.

“Thank you, Sir” The Leutnant said with a goofy grin on his face in a clear case of hero worship before asking. “If you could?”

He handed Kurt a book with a photograph of Kurt when he had been much younger in the cupola of his old Panther 2 on the cover and a ballpoint pen. Olli’s head was visible in the background poking up out of the loader’s hatch. Kurt remembered that day. How absurd he had thought the attention he was getting was and how Olli had been laughing his head off as the photographer had told him to take a heroic pose and in those days heroic was not the sort of thing that came naturally. The title was Armored Cavalry, the amazing true stories of Panzer Aces on the Soviet Front.

Opening the book, Kurt saw that Otto Carius and Johannes Bolter had already autographed it, he remembered them well having served at times in the same units as them. Signing his name and feeling absurd, Kurt handed it back to the Leutnant. He could swear that he could hear the sound of von Wolvogle laughing at this turn of events. The Old Wolf always loved to be the center of attention and you had better believe that he would be happy with how the Panzer Corps had taken on the traditions of the old Cavalry. He would have told Kurt to just take his due.

“Be careful finishing the set” Kurt advised, “Whittmann is a complete asshole who will charge you an unreasonable fee for his autograph. Barkmann… He sort of dropped out of public after he started the fight that led to Klaus Barbie shooting Adolf Eichmann.”

The Leutnant gave Kurt the same look that many people gave him when they found out how far his reach as the Marshal of Bohemia extended. Of course he would keep tabs on old friends and rivals, if for no other reason to make sure that they didn’t trouble things within his domain.
 
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It is great to see an update on Kurt Knipsel, The Greatest Tank Commander of All Time.
He is probably in his mid-50's now as he was in his late teens, early twenties when The Soviet War started and is also probably one of the last "Great Heroes" of that war still in active service.
Having fun on the tank course is what is due to him as the Marshall of Bohemia, where one of his duties is keeping the "Mad King" Michael from indulging in one of his more hair-brained schemes.
His wife Gerta, is the top producer of entertainment in Europe with extensive ties to the American movie studios, and brings in a lot of overseas money to Bohemia with numerous film and television projects being filmed there.
His daughter, Suse Rosa is having her fun by designing tanks, being married to a young and rising officer, and now he is a grandfather whose his military intelligence has told him that the Americans are calling his grandson by this strange phase "Future First Round Draft Pick", whatever that means.
His son is leading the revolution on Bohemian Cuisine and is also a top television chef.

So that means in this timeline that something bad is going to happen to him very soon...
 
@Peabody-Martini : Klaus Barbie shooting Eichmann sounds like Karma of the highest order...
Was that mentioned somewhere else, or will that remain some kind of "Noodle Incident" ?
After Martin Bormann, the head of the one of the Nationalist political parties, three guesses as to which one, died of a heart attack in 1970 the members of the party started fighting among themselves. Barbie shooting Eichmann was mentioned in a report to then Interior Minister Helene von Richthofen along with mention that Federal Interior Intelligence (BII) used that as an excuse to raid the party headquarters, seizing everything they could find. The last post mentioned that Ernst Barkmann, who was also one of the party faithful in OTL, was the one who started the fight that escalated into the shooting.
 
Since Suse Rosa is designing the tanks, does that mean she gets to take them out in a prototype stage and have her fun on the course? Having a bunch of designers that get the chance to take them out an run them around because they have to know what they do to make them better sounds like something she would finagle, plus having her father say that first hand experience with one of them helps make them better.
 
Part 153, Chapter 2785
Chapter Two Thousand Seven Hundred and Eighty-Five



23rd July 1979

Wunsdorf-Zossen

It seemed that Suse Rosa did something that no one in the Design and Procurement Board had thought of doing before she had just gone and done it. She had spoken with the men her husband worked with every day about the SpZ-4 and what improvements they thought that the Armored Personal Carrier might need. While the SpZ-4 had soldiered on through several wars since the 1950’s and the High Command felt that with its aging design clearly being an evolution of the SpZ-1 from the Spanish War, it was time to go back to the drawing board.

Most of the soldiers that Suse had talked to had been of the opinion that they shouldn’t bother fixing something that wasn’t broken. It was a steel box with a diesel engine, and a turret with a 20mm cannon and an 8mm machinegun, that was big enough to hold a Squad of Dragoon Infantry along with all their gear. What else did they need? When Suse had mentioned what were regarded as flaws in the design. The spotty climate control that was prone to growing mold, dodgy suspension, increasing difficulty in finding parts, and whatnot, the men had acted as if those were endearing quirks. It was then that she knew that they were going to be having a problem. These were men who lived in those vehicles. The three-man crews who operated them and eight to ten the Dragoons who rode in them saw the vehicles as if they were a key member of their team. And you wouldn’t abandon a member of your team. Suse had gotten an earful about that. In her report, she had recommended that the SpZ-4 be gradually phased out with full Military Honors observed once they settled on a final design for the proposed SpZ-5. Otherwise they would get a backlash that would make the ration fiasco last year feel like a Sunday picknick in comparison. The Board had said that they understood the difficulties, when clearly they did not.

Manny had told Suse that would happen was that the men would get the new vehicles. There would be some grumbling, perhaps a tantrum or two, but in the end they would do what they were told because they wouldn’t be given any other option. Was he talking about the men of the 4th Panzer Division or Suse and Manny’s two and half-year-old son Johannes? It was hard to tell sometimes.



Langeoog

Marie had been expecting the house to be crowded once Sophie, Gabi, and Angelica got there. What she had not anticipated, but should have, was that her mother had come with them bringing along the entire three-ring circus that traveled with Katherine von Mischner zu Berlin wherever she went these days. Patricia Lane and Nancy Jensen-Schultz, the respective mothers of the bride and groom in the upcoming wedding had come along as well with the intention of telling Henriette there had been a serious changes to their plans that they needed to contend with. They were not particularly thrilled to find that Bas and Niko were there, apparently there had been some effort to find them with Langeoog being off the edge of the map.

The issue was that as big a production as Henriette and Bas’ wedding already was because Bas’ father was a Markgraf, the Marshal of Silesia, and a legend in the Marine Infantry, on top of his mother managing the public perceptions of the House of Hohenzollern it seemed that wasn’t enough. They had already made a huge number of arrangements and had assumed that they had most of August to make the final preparations. King Albrecht of Silesia was already part of the equation but the Emperor had gotten involved as well. So now the whole world would have its eyes the event itself. Marie knew that Bas and Henriette had originally wanted a Courthouse wedding, but this was lightyears away from that.

Marie was discovering that she couldn’t just put her work for Jack Kennedy aside while she was on holiday. The knowledge of the things that had happened and continued to happen. Jack had this grand idea that with a brilliant argument he could undo centuries of inertia, Marie felt like it was a foolish crusade without much hope of success. She had finally told her mother about all of that, how every time she saw Alice she was reminded of how in a different place she would have been taken away from Henriette who would have given no say in the matter. Then there was what happened next… Only to have her mother point out that Henriette had not had an easy time of things in part due to her grandmother being a judgmental shrew and that was with her father Robert Lane being a man of considerable influence in Canada.

Marie’s mother had both agreed and disagreed with her about Jack’s actions. She said that yes, he was unlikely to succeed but that wasn’t exactly the point. The truth could not remain buried forever as much as those in powerful positions wished. They deluded themselves into thinking that what were actually malice, greed, and cruelty were somehow virtuous. In her experience the thing that they feared the most was exposure and that was what Jack’s lawsuit would do even if they managed to slime their way out of whatever legal difficulty he presented them with. As strange as it sounded, the worst thing they could do long term would be to defend the institution by pulling in every favor they could and pushing every individual who was loyal to them to back their play. That had happened in Bavaria a couple decades earlier and it had turned into a case of pennywise, pound foolish. Marie wasn’t sure exactly what that meant.
 
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The one good thing about a bigger wedding is that at least Henriette will get a wedding grown designed by Claude Voll out of this, paid for by Kat as an apology for plans being changed basically at the last moment.

Marie is surprised by Kat’s endorsement of Jack’s crusade and her encouragement for Marie to continue to work with Jack on this.
 
Part 153, Chapter 2786
Chapter Two Thousand Seven Hundred Eighty-Six



27th July 1979

Riesengebirge National Park, Giant Mountains

His mother telling him that she and Thomas Ott were getting married had been what had resulted in Sepp signing up to go back to the Giant Mountains with the Forest Service. Anything would be better than to see how Ott was his father’s replacement. Admittedly, Sepp’s father had been a waste of space who had only excelled at alcoholism and poor judgement. Sepp didn’t like how his mother had basically deleted all evidence of his existence before his body had even been cold but didn’t have a problem taking the widow’s benefits because despite having been separated for months the divorce had never been official.

Senior Ranger Strumpf had been happy to see him back. He understood that was how the Forest Service found serious Forester Candidates, they looked for who volunteered to come back for the second year. Supposedly it took five years to train a Ranger, so only the most serious and dedicated need apply. Doing construction work the first year sent those who weren’t prepared to stick it out packing while enabling the Rangers to learn who might be interested in starting an apprenticeship. Sepp knew that there was no shortage of maintenance and cleanup projects in the Riesengebirge. That was what he fully expected to be doing.

It wasn’t though.

One of the things that Sepp had been aware of all along was that the Forest Service operated as a Division of the Ministry of the Interior, which was where much of the funding came from. The personnel of the Forest Service though were part of a joint venture between Interior and the Heer. In times of crisis the Rangers became the nucleus of the Heer’s Jager Corps. It was something of a catchall term used for elite troops such as the Hellcats, Sealions, Storm Pioneers, or Airbourne Search & Rescue. The Forest Service Jagers were exactly what their name said they were. Sepp’s main consideration was that he had grown up in Munich and Berlin. Most of the nature he had seen had been in city parks. Beyond cats and dogs, animals were something that were seen at the zoo. Strumpf had told him that it didn’t matter. The Forest Service needed anyone willing to learn. It had also been suggested that he should continue to attend University where he had been studying Biology. That was a bit exasperating because the only reason that Sepp had picked that course of study was because he had always had fun going to the Berlin Zoo with his youngest brother Dieter.



Langeoog

Looking around the house Kat noticed something that was subtle at first but grew more noticeable once you knew what to look for. There had been changes to the arrangement of the furniture and the decoration over the last few years. While Kat had seldom made it out of the city over the last few years, Marie Alexandra had spent part of every Summer Holiday here since she had been an infant. It shouldn’t have been a surprise that Marie would make it into a place of her own, this place was probably as much home to her as anywhere else. Now it had been invaded by dozens of strangers as the wedding between Marie’s dear friend Henriette and Sabastian Schultz became a far larger production than either of the families had originally wanted. Kat was reminded of her own wedding in 1947 when something similar had happened and she had found herself in a cathedral being led down the aisle by her Uncle, who in retrospect was more of a father to Kat than her own father had ever been.

How many times had Aunt Marcella told her that life would take her in a thousand different directions away from where she had ever thought she would end up? Kat had no idea other than often. She had told Marie the same thing after Marie had told about Jack’s crusade and the role he expected her to play in it. It wasn’t until the words were out of Kat’s mouth that she had realized what she had said. Presently Marie was sitting on a folding chair in the parlor watching as Klaus Voll was working of the final alterations to the wedding dress that was the absolute latest in fashion and wholly impractical for anything else that Henriette was wearing. Kat could see the mauve dress and total lack of cosmetics that her Marie was sporting today. Others might think that this was the real Marie that they were seeing, they would be wrong. Marie had learned that a high visibility vest and a clipboard were often a far more effective disguise than any of her more creative endeavors. So this was just as much a disguise as anything else Marie might have done. This one didn’t involve changes to her hair or eye color and most of all, didn’t draw attention to her.

Kat had been watching Marie for the last two decades and had watched her from the time she wore silly costumes, dressing like Robinhood or Alice Kingsleigh from Through the Looking Glass. Kat had also noticed that when Marie had last been in Berlin she had pulled some boxes of her old things out of storage, much to the delight of Alice Lane who she had given them to. Today, Alice was wearing one of the blue dresses and white aprons that Marie had worn when she was exactly the same age.
 
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Alice Lane is Henriette's daughter? and I see what you did there with the blue dress and white apron...through the looking glass indeed.
 
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Sepp didn’t like how his mother had basically deleted all evidence of his existence before his body had even been cold but didn’t have a problem taking the widow’s benefits because despite having been separated for months the divorce had never been official.
Sorry Sepp, your mother has earned every pfennig of that widow's benefit, but also the chance for happiness with Dr. Otto.
Some time up in the mountains doing hard work in the fresh air will hopefully give Sepp some needed perspective, and Didi will get the deserved leg up in life in his quest to become a doctor.

It is no surprise that Marie's clothes that she had as a child has been given to Alice, as Kat taking a page from Aunt Marcella made sure that the clothes were of high quality and very durable.
Maybe Doug can take photos of Alice in Marie's clothes that echos photos that Doug took of Marie when she was Alice's age.
Of course, Doug is also going to be the wedding photographer, which is a very valuable gift in itself, I could see Doug as a way to make some money of his own charging high prices to take things like weddings and other "High Society" functions in-between other more substantial commissions.
 
Lewis Carroll never said what color Alice's dress was in the books and Illustrator John Tenniel drew her as wearing clothes typical of girls in that era. In the Nineteenth Century the first illustrations, such as the one below, were in black & white or showed her dress in a wide variety of colors. When the first stage plays were produced with the involvement of Lewis Carroll the dress was white. It didn't settle on blue in most depictions until the Twentieth Century when the films started to be made. It is just an interesting cultural artifact and something that Marie von Mischner-Blackwood goes back to when she gets a chance.

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Part 153, Chapter 2787
Chapter Two Thousand Seven Hundred and Eighty-Seven



1st August 1979

Riesengebirge National Park, Giant Mountains

Because of the nature of the Forest Service, the word Paramilitary had been used, Sepp found himself with his Section comprised of nine other volunteers training to do that sort of thing. It had proven difficult because it was completely foreign to anything from his prior experience. Senior Ranger Strumpf said that it was alright because they had all had to learn to walk before they could run.

The battered old Mauser G98 rifle that Sepp had been given had first been issued in 1915, decades before he had been born, according to the numbers stamped on the disk on the buttstock. He had no idea what the other letters and numbers meant. According to Strumpf, it was a good hunting rifle as opposed to the G44 which was only good for putting as much lead into the air as possible, or a Thorwald Sniper Rifle which was great if you were hunting lorries over a thousand meters away. In time, Sepp’s Section would be trained in how to use those if they wanted. In the meantime they would learn to use the G98, which was good for anything that they might encounter in the Riesengebirge provided they could get the first shot on target. It was getting the shot on target that was proving to be far more of a challenge than spending the last week learning how to do rifle drills. Sepp squeezed the trigger on the rifle and saw dust fly into the air a meter or so to the left of the target.

“You’re flinching Deisler” Strumpf said, “By the time you feel the recoil, the bullet has already hit what you are aiming at.”

Sepp put that down as something else that was painfully obvious that he had not known about until that moment.

Neuquén, Argentina

As she was nearing the end of her day, Kiki was updating patient information from her handwritten notes. The computer system had sped up the process considerably, but it always came back to ballpoint pens, yellow legal pads, preprinted forms, and clipboards. Someday the technology might exist to do away with those, but that day probably wouldn’t arrive for long time.

When Kiki’s father had brought volunteers to Argentina, they had mostly been the sort of naïve ideologists who thought that enthusiasm made up for experience with almost all of them being just out of Medical School in their respective countries. The Hospital Administration knew as well as Kiki that warm bodies with some Medical training were desperately needed. Still they made it clear that the volunteers from Médecins Sans Frontières were her responsibility, so Kiki found herself teaching again and like before she was certain that she was complete rubbish at it.

There was an exception though, namely Ellen Ainsworth, a Nurse who had a lifetime of negotiating hospital bureaucracy since even before she had volunteered to join the Commonwealth Forces through Canada during the Second World War. Having grown bored with retirement after having worked for decades at a hospital in her native Wisconsin, she had volunteered again. The trouble that Kiki had with her was that much of that time had been spent in the USAF Reserves. It was whispered that her involvement with the American Alphabet Agencies went back to the days of the OSS. Kiki knew full well that it would have been the perfect way for the OSS to keep track of the Soviet and Pacific theaters beyond the known observers and Embassy staff without the effort required of actual spies. Even without the massive humanitarian crises that the war had brought, the war had resulted is desperate need for medical personnel, so no one qualified would have been turned away unless there had been a very good reason. Kiki would have to be incredibly foolish to assume that the American CIA had lost interest in her, especially with her final rank in the KZS as a consideration.

Fort Meade, Maryland

For Ritchie, there had been a few developments that improved his life and also helped him remain on good terms with Lucia. He remembered that there had been many occasions when she got angry with him and revealed exactly where she was from in the form of her berating him in Spanish. Now that they were living on a military base which thrived on gossip, Ritchie was extremely away that the two of them would have to keep their disputes, the sort that all couples had, low key.

As it had turned out, the Base had an entire shop for use of the Personnel to repair their own vehicles if they had the expertise. As it had turned out it was very different scene than working in his own garage with Bobby, who had spent far more time drinking Ritchie’s beer than helping him work. There were even a few men who had a working knowledge of Volvo engines.

The other was that he had found a car for everyday use the same way that he had found his old Nova years earlier. This time is was a Toyota Corolla that had been basically inoperable with the man who owned it about to be transferred to Hawaii and didn’t have time to get it fixed, so he had sold it for a song. Ritchie had gotten it back into working order discovering that the key issue was that the oil had never been changed, so it had taken considerable effort to get all the sludge which had caused the engine to seize out. Say what you will about the Japanese, the engine in the Corolla had actually survived that sort of mistreatment.
 
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